"Mommy, can I sleep on your head?"
"Kiss each other!" (tells Mommy & Daddy this when we are putting him to bed)
"Two dumbs make a smart." (said about his parents sometime when we were talking about ALPHA)
"I think I will finish college and be single, then meet someone on eharmony." ~Austin and I were talking about the correct order to do things: college, marriage, baby. I told him some people still meet in person instead of online!